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General Discussion / Mobility scooter
« Last post by lesleygee on October 06, 2018 »
My mums coming out end of Feb and she's hoping to hire a mobility scooter. Any info on who hires them out would be greatly appreciated.
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General Discussion / Re: What event happened ................?
« Last post by Mary on October 06, 2018 »
There were 197 people online on this forum, the likes of which we will probably never see again.
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General Discussion / Re: What event happened ................?
« Last post by pilgrim on October 05, 2018 »
Last time Paul Ruane bought a drink!
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Let's all have a laugh / Why Teachers Drink
« Last post by Edward Bear on October 05, 2018 »


 The following questions were set in last year's GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 18 year olds)

Q. Name the four seasons?
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

 

Q. How is dew formed?
A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

 

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

 

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

 

Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)

 

Q... What happens to your body as you age?
A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

 

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)

 

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A.. Premature death

 

Q. What is artificial insemination?
A... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

 

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A.. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)

 

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)?
A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U (wtf!)

 

Q. What is the fibula?
A.. A small lie

 

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A.. Nearby

 

Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That would work)

 

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'?
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

 

Q. What is a seizure?
A.. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

 

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)

 

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)

 

 
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General Discussion / What event happened ................?
« Last post by losgiganteskid on October 05, 2018 »
A little test on your powers of observation (or memory even) -

What occurred on 6th June 2009 ?


 
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General Discussion / Re: Scammers
« Last post by pilgrim on October 03, 2018 »
No worries Angie - that is if you are who you say you are!
But with all these scammers about...………………..
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General Discussion / Re: Scammers
« Last post by angiebabes on October 03, 2018 »
No pilgrim it’s still Angie, but had to re register as site crashed and wouldn’t let me in again! Don’t worry I post rarely these days.
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General Discussion / Re: Scammers
« Last post by pilgrim on October 02, 2018 »
Oh My! looks like a newbie scammer, or someone with too much time on their hands.
Hope your life get's more interesting.
God bless.
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General Discussion / Re: Scammers
« Last post by angiebabes on October 02, 2018 »
I have to agree, they are the scum of the earth.
may i suggest that when you see one, click on the report button and put spammer and send, the mods then remove the post, this is what i do, and it works, if everyone does the same then they will be removed, the site does not seem to have a filter in place to stop them.

Thanks for that will do it in the future
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General Discussion / Re: Scammers
« Last post by pilgrim on October 02, 2018 »
Deary me, what an over reaction by you lot!
These idiots are every where.

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