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General Discussion / Re: Getting an x ray
« Last post by JB on June 14, 2018 »
I would definitely say no.
General Discussion / Getting an x ray
« Last post by ANGIE on June 13, 2018 »
Can anyone advise? Is it possible to go to the locale in alcala and get an x ray without a doctor referral? Iím referring to the one on the lhs as you drive into alcala from Playa La Arena.
General Discussion / Re: Firework Display
« Last post by linda on June 13, 2018 »
Not as far as I know next main one will be santa del Carmen mid July
General Discussion / Firework Display
« Last post by amibovvered on June 13, 2018 »
Is there a firework display in the area (Los G, Santiago, Playa Arena) anytime this coming weekend?  If so where and at what time?
What's on locally - Programme of events / Re: Tenderete
« Last post by blarer on June 12, 2018 »
Whoops sorry wrong info, it was broadcast last Sunday. Catch up tv anyone ?
What's on locally - Programme of events / Re: Tenderete
« Last post by blarer on June 12, 2018 »
The edition of Tenderete that was filmed at Puerto de Santiago is being broadcast on LA1 this Sunday, 18 June.
Let's all have a laugh / A Sermon
« Last post by Edward Bear on June 10, 2018 »

People of a Religious disposition please ignore this.
A new
Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. 
After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done.

The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.  If
I start to get nervous, I take a sip..."

So next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice..  At the beginning of
the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink..  He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

There are 10 commandments, not 12..
There are 12 disciples, not 10....
Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass
We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C..
The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
David slew Goliath;
he did not kick the sh*t out of him..
When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,
don't say he was stoned off his ass.
We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said,"Take this and eat it for this is my body.."   He did not say,"Eat me."
The Virgin Mary is not called
'Mary with the Cherry'.
The recommended grace before a meal is not:
Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for
the grub, Yeah God.
Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not
a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

Needless to say he was defrocked.
Let's all have a laugh / Scottish Golf Story
« Last post by Edward Bear on June 10, 2018 »


John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn so they loaded up John's minivan and headed north.  After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry." John said.  "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared so they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of golf.

But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney.  It took him a few minutes to figure it out but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good looking widow on the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." said Shawn.

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes." Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to give her my name and address instead of telling her your name?"

Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy I'm afraid I did.  Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?
General Discussion / Re: Local weather
« Last post by Fredk on June 08, 2018 »

This site was recommended on here a while ago, mostly spot on
Local Politics / Re: New Spanish Government
« Last post by Edward Bear on June 07, 2018 »
My guess is that any councils who have a PP majority , including Santiago del Teide, are likely to be starved of investment funds for the foreseeable future.
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