Was on the TITSA bus today when this gorgeous woman sat next to me and started
breastfeeding her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she says, "Come on,
eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man here." Ten minutes later,
the baby is still not feeding so she says again, "Eat it all up or
...I'll give it to this man here."
I said , "Listen, love, can
you make your bloody mind up, I should've got off in Playa Arena!?.