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sebastian

the return of sebastian.........
« on: October 21, 2008 »
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  • Hello all you people in the long suffering state of depression and sad to say boring old web pages this site used to be so much fun and i see that DD is back in charge although most of the OLD regulars seem to missing from input any news on blacckpool bobby and good old falstuff tennis superstar that she is.
    Anyhow my news still alive and travelling to more exciting places and yes still making a living although my health this time is sad to say not as good as it could be just getting over bronchal pnumonia (real bad chest) stopped smoking good news still drink and miss you all like piles as you no doubt have missed my input so bring it on all you GROCKLES and old F##ts i know you missed me and i know i miss my piles..

    Love to all specially ghod physcopussycat dollybabydoll and to few to mention but you know who you are.. Watch with bated breath to see what muppets are still going to abuse me. Just noticed spam still going HI

    Love to all

    Sebastian xx

    ghod

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    « Reply #1 on: October 21, 2008 »
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  • Hi seb good to hear from you this forum needs some excitment its been so boring & serious ( keep up the good work )
    « Last Edit: October 22, 2008 by Dolly Diver »

    sebastian

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    « Reply #2 on: October 21, 2008 »
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  • You know me ""GHOD"" anything to liven up them dull ones down ur way

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    Re: the return of sebastian.........
    « Reply #3 on: October 21, 2008 »
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  • Hi sebastian welcome back  :).Where have you been hiding?

    orange

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    « Reply #4 on: October 21, 2008 »
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  • Why are Trolls allowed on this Board?

    They would not be tolerated on other Boards - the
    main reason is that only they think they have wit
    and undermine the postings of others.

    No doubt this Troll will reply in the vain of why not
    go to the other Boards?

    CONTENDER Ready...


    sebastian

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    « Reply #5 on: October 21, 2008 »
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  • your just a mere puppy on this board jaffa  cake


    dont go go there or i will peel your thick skin down a peg or 2


    see you soon contender pah i spat out bigger pips than you

    your most likely old and past your sell by date anyhow!!!!!

    Sebastian the return of

    grockle

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    « Reply #6 on: October 21, 2008 »
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  • sebastian, you disappear off for months on end yachting round the Azores, Caribbean and such far flung places then return to the board like a Tazmanian Devil stirring up instant controversy and winding people up in your own inimitable style.
    After a short flurry of activity I am sure you will melt away into the ether and we shall all think it is safe to venture out again until you strike fear into our midst with barbed postings containing much malevolence and malfeasance
    Many of your old sparring partners are long gone, but we know you are out there.
    TTFN

    sebastian

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    « Reply #7 on: October 21, 2008 »
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  • nice to see your still going grock me old bucket and so elaquent use of the english verb

    speak soon me old yun

    SEB

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    Re: the return of sebastian.........
    « Reply #8 on: October 21, 2008 »
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  • Welcome back Sebastian. Still off globe trotting are you ?

    Take no notice of orange it just needs a good squeeze.
     Mrs maps as missed your one line putdowns. Bring back some fun back to the board please , but be careful dolly likes to use her delete button a lot
    EVERYDAY WHEN I WAKE UP, I THANK THE LORD I'M WELSH

    sebastian

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    « Reply #9 on: October 21, 2008 »
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  • have noticed that she or is it a HE  is really quite keen on chinky nosh for free


    ouch

    dolly dearest

    seb the returner

    Falstaff

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    « Reply #10 on: October 21, 2008 »
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  • Great to hear from you again Seb, you old troll. Where have you been on your travels and what have you been up to? Hope you can liven up the message boards without being banished  by the Billy Goat Gruff. 

    Sorry to hear about your poor health. I too am feeling a little under the weather after loosing my shirt on moribund bank shares. Do you have any inside tips on where to invest what remains of my pension and life savings?  Mrs Falstaff suggests investing everything in a bag of crisps or a three legged horse with long odds (I hear you have quite a lot of experience in this field). What would a man of your vast financial skills advise?

    orange

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    « Reply #11 on: October 21, 2008 »
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  • Continual one line putdowns discourage posting and community.

    One of the many aims of a Troll. A bit different with the image.

    Pirate Talk and Shipmates ARRGH ARRRGH

    Sebastian - you will get no personal attacks from me - just a simple
    indication on every post you make that you are a Troll.

    This hopefully will stop some posters wondering was it worth it
    - when treated to your one liners.
     
    SEBASTIAN

    cordshoes

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    « Reply #12 on: October 22, 2008 »
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  • Sebastian
    let us know when you have unpacked your punctuation marks.  ???

    sebastian

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    « Reply #13 on: October 22, 2008 »
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  • Well apart from one most seemed to have missed my TROLLING and as for you Jaffacake or as i will now refer to you as "OLD PIP" i must say that i have been away travelling and as usuall enjoying the various lager and food from around differing parts of the globe. Have to say facebook and other pages have taken up most of my airtime but now as on can say ""Semi-retirement"" has arrived and more time can be spent passing wit and charm to these pages.
    Falsey you missed me and sadshoes,linda and of course GHOD oh just for you sadshoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????$$$$$$$$$$$&&&&&%%%%%%%%^^^^^^ icon not continue with this just now but sadly no news from Blackpool Bobby and the sad one ELPRES hope they missed me the funniest pages were that nutter who was trying to form a club for MCFC tenerife branch there aint that many at home so what hope in quiet old LOSGIG and i hope the mad millwall fan is still her pleasant self miss the odd TROPICAL down in deepest darkest GC. Ah and Pshycopussycat probably driving to much still have to away dinner to cook see that borris and dorris still out for there freebies and passing on their wisdom on the high class fooderies around so till next time be good be lucky and lets all hope the romans go away from the smoke with nil points.


    Love to all and cusses to you old pip

    Sebastian the return

    psychocat

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    « Reply #14 on: October 22, 2008 »
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  • Meeeeeeeeeow Seb.

    Your not wrong. Driving and cleaning like mad. Need a holiday, cruising around the Caribbean would be nice !
    Glad to see you back. Still watching for the results of my boys in Blue, just like you.

    It makes me laugh all the aggro you names causes and how many people don?t have a sense of humour.

     ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

     

    sebastian

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    « Reply #15 on: October 22, 2008 »
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  • Well it looks as is DD has not lost her lack of fun and a f ew comments added to other pages  that a mere pippy (pun intended) has rattled a cage or two then to you DD i am sorry but you know me from old and when one rattles mine then i am likely to retort with the odd rant or so.........but sadly when using stormcarib correctly you can indeed see in real time the effect of water vapour and cloud formation to accuretly predict the weather as used my Mr Fish sometimes!!!!!!!!!

    So psycopussy still a blue from the lower leagues and not a trophy hunter like Mr Manc which still thinking about this story i giggle intently to myself it is nice to know you are ok and working away in your aim of retirement or like myself semi retirement (all that means is i do less than before)

    Ah well dinner to CHOW fo now

    Sebastian

    orange

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    « Reply #16 on: October 22, 2008 »
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  • sebastian - You did well to explain yourself.

    While you are oozing warmth and love  - you are most welcome
    as far as I am concerned.

    Trolls and Troll Like behaviour are hated on any Forum, Board or Usenet.

    I know you are not a real one as the image would be something completely different.

    Trying to be and living up to the most hated of figures found on the Net is
    plain barmy...

    sebastian

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    « Reply #17 on: October 22, 2008 »
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  • the only one who seems to hate them are "muppets" like you old pip

    orange

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    « Reply #18 on: October 22, 2008 »
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  • Muppet (UK Def):  a stupid or weak person

    sebastian - Do you wish to take that back - or are you attempting
    to wind me up?

    Is that what this Forum wants to become? A place to be insulted?

    The only Forum with an open Troll?




    sebastian

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    « Reply #19 on: October 22, 2008 »
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  • Actully i meant to define you as "muppets" being one or both of those who sat in the balcony and never had a good word to say about anything, although oldpip i can't remember either name so you go on your little and very tedious path of PC and in the words of most "suck a sour one" as you are obviously not a nice orange.

    Seb  xx

    ghod

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    « Reply #20 on: October 23, 2008 »
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  • ORANGE ( bigger thicker skinned ) you sound more like a little yellow lemon ,why dont you stop moaning about seb & take your pips to some other boring old forum that you frequent.

    freddy

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    « Reply #21 on: October 23, 2008 »
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  • Nice to see Seb back, we have missed you.
    orange get a life, go and walk up a few moutains to pass your
    time.
    Ghod sorry about the football :'( :'(

    amunette

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    « Reply #22 on: October 23, 2008 »
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  • Just 2 questions before I comment, does anyone know Sebastian in real life? Did he once live/holiday in LG?

    grockle

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  • amunette,  Don't comment !!!! You know what will happen if you do !  :o

    Don't know seb personally but he does exist and was 'outed' on the board many moons ago. He is now a pirate working off the coast of Somalia.

    seb - it was Statler and Waldorf, ok ?
    « Last Edit: October 23, 2008 by grockle »

    amunette

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  • LOL Grockle, I only ask as whilst trolls can be amusing a first, they can turn nasty. Just been through it on a different forum and it nearly ruined the place when it came out some of the regulars were behind it. So just wondered if Sebastian was ever actually a real person people knew who moved away from LG, that's all, or is it someone else who has made up a whole life sailing the Carribean etc just for fun?! I missed out on all his stuff so not sure what to make of him(her?)

    grockle

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    « Reply #25 on: October 23, 2008 »
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  • seb just drops by every now and then with his personal mission to ban boredom from the message boards and avail us of his opinions on subjects far and wide.
    He may still have his little nest-egg investment in the village and was of the opinion that 'outsiders' beyond the top of Cardiac Hill should not be commenting on accommodation / restaurants, etc from areas contiguous (not contagious seb !) to Los Gigantes. He is a fierce restaurant critic and a campaigner against global warming because although it would give him more sea to sail on he was not too keen on the tide starting to lap over the sides of the pool at the Harbour Club !!

    grockle  :D
    « Last Edit: October 23, 2008 by grockle »

    amunette

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    « Reply #26 on: October 23, 2008 »
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  • Just browsed some off his older posts, and what can I say!! Witty oneliners? Twitty more like :D My 9-yr old is funnier!!  Seriously, if this is what grown-ups call fun, then very sad.

    grockle

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  • Ooh err.... you've gone and done it now amunette ! We'll get banished to 'General Chat' now and seb will respond I'm sure  :-\\

    amunette

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    « Reply #28 on: October 23, 2008 »
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  • Sorry Grockle, but I really, really find trolls unfunny and tedious. So many forums I have been on have been spoilt by "fun" trolls who despite the "fun" tag spend most of their time insulting others and being rude. What is so funny about that? People would not put up with being spoken to like that in real life, so why should they online?

    flossie

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    « Reply #29 on: October 23, 2008 »
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  • Looks like old Seb has had his wings clipped. Dolly has deleted him from every topic he has tried to spoil.  Well Done Dolly.