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Offline Dolly Diver

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No nudist beaches in the area!!!!
« on: September 27, 2011 »
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  • I have received this email and wondered what you all think of the suggestion.

    hola
    i am actually on holiday here and im really very dissapointed that there
    are no even 1 nudist beach available in this area here
    i know that there are in los cristianos and somewhere else but  why have
    nudism enthusiasts travel 30km away for that?
    wouldnt it be good idea to mark as a nudist "corner" / area one  of the
    ends of playa de la arena? preferebly rather on the left side of that beach
    i know some will shout about  families and children ,but if it was
    marked as a nudist part of the beach so whoever would not like  that
    they could just stay in the other end of the beach
    anyway
    i am deeply dissapointed of that situation,i came here for holiday
    hoping to find nudist beach, with that what i know now i just will not
    recommend to my friends to come here as nudism is not well seen here
    next year i will just simply  go to somewhere else
    unless some changes would be made with nudism here
    but i doubt you`ll do something with that

    grockle

    Re: No nudist beaches in the area!!!!
    « Reply #1 on: September 27, 2011 »
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  • The bare faced cheek of it!

    Offline dablar

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    Re: No nudist beaches in the area!!!!
    « Reply #2 on: September 27, 2011 »
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  • There's one between La Caleta and Playa Paraiso, just passed where the old " hippie canyon " used to be. Not sure it's worth the effort to get there to romp around with nothing on.

    GEORGE BUSH

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    « Reply #3 on: September 27, 2011 »
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  • I completely agree with the Original Post........ Its a Disgrace.

    The Tourist is always right.

    5 years ago I went and drove to Venice and they wouldn't let me DRIVE MY CAR INTO THE CITY !

    4 years ago I went to Tibet and could not find an ASDA Supermarket anywhere !

    3 years ago I went to China and there was no where that I could PLAY WITH THE GIANT PANDAS !

    2 years ago I went to Australia and not once did an Australian say G'DAY MATE THROW A SHIMP ON THE BARBIE !

    and last year I went to Iraq and couldn't find one beach WITHOUT LAND MINES ON IT !

    Venice, Tibet, China, Australia and Iraq....... your a disgrace, I'm never going there again unless you put the Tourist First !!!!!!!!

    Brookiree

    Re: No nudist beaches in the area!!!!
    « Reply #4 on: September 30, 2011 »
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  • Perhaps enquiries should have been made before travelling if it was such a requirement!  Personally I would not like to see a nudist beach especially on a small beach like Los Gigantes, but each to there own.

    t l c

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    « Reply #5 on: October 01, 2011 »
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  • oooooooo great - nudist beach in Los Gigs - bring it on, something else to view !! Mind you sand is very hot at the mo, you wouldn't want to lie face down !! :)

    GEORGE BUSH

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    « Reply #6 on: October 02, 2011 »
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  • To stop gettin your vitals burnt, you could always bury a bucket in the sand first, to dangle your valuables in......... or 2 buckets for the Ladies !!!!! lol

    Offline losgiganteskid

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    Re: No nudist beaches in the area!!!!
    « Reply #7 on: October 02, 2011 »
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  • I very much doubt that the e mail received and posted by Dolly was in any way genuine, that aside, I perish the thought of a nudist beach anywhere near the Los Gigantes area.

    I already have enough trouble with some of the sights on the beach and other public sunbathing areas where some sun worshipers, mainly female shoe horn themselves into tiny bikinis more often than not two or three sizes smaller than they should be - in the belief they they look as they did some 50 years ago.

    Please mature ladies cover up with at least a one piece swimming costume (and no, I don't mean topless !) - otherwise in my eyes you will be "that woman who is wearing the Mrs Doubtfire bodysuit" !  :-* ;D ;)
    I wanted to be the Cincinnati Kid - but couldn't spell it

    Offline ANGIE

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    Re: No nudist beaches in the area!!!!
    « Reply #8 on: October 02, 2011 »
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  • OK - you've done it now - I can't let you get away with such a sexist comment!  Let's hear it for the beer-bellied, 60 something speedo wearers who think they look, well, I don't quite know what they think they look like. On the other hand, we could all be tolerant and say that each of us has a body and we should not be ashamed of it whatever size, shape or year it is. As to commando style on the beach, well God has been very kind to us grey nomads in that he made sure our eyesight deteriorated at the same rate as our bodies thus sparing us the brutal truth when we look in the mirror without our glasses on, so I can't see the problem (no pun intended but think about it!).

    Offline Falstaff

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    Re: No nudist beaches in the area!!!!
    « Reply #9 on: October 02, 2011 »
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  • We often holiday at Maspalomas  and like hundreds of others we walk the four miles or so every day  to Playa del Ingles  -  and then  back again.  No one takes offence. We all know what to expect when we pass through the various sections of the beach.  There are warning  signs displayed so there are no surprises - not even the  volley ball games.

    How could the tiny beaches  of Los Gigantes or Playa  Arena replicate this without causing offence and damage  to the family oriented local tourist industry?

    But what about  more discrete  activities  - offshore naked para-gliding or the nude Masca walk,  not to mention  the  potentially world famous Los Gigantes Naked Diving Centre?  

    Offline dablar

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    Re: No nudist beaches in the area!!!!
    « Reply #10 on: October 03, 2011 »
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  • Falstaff you forgot to mention The Los Gigantes Over 60's Nudist Leap Frog Society.

    Offline Edward Bear

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    Re: No nudist beaches in the area!!!!
    « Reply #11 on: October 03, 2011 »
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  • Beware never play leapfrog with a Unicorn,

    Offline Dolly Diver

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    Re: No nudist beaches in the area!!!!
    « Reply #12 on: October 04, 2011 »
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  • This subject has certainly given us all a laugh.

    I tell you all the email is genuine and Losgiganteskid I will forward the email to you.

    Offline losgiganteskid

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    Re: No nudist beaches in the area!!!!
    « Reply #13 on: October 05, 2011 »
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  • OK - you've done it now - I can't let you get away with such a sexist comment! 


    I know what i'm talking about Angie - the other day I intended having a sunbathe on the beach and my path was blocked by these ladies so I turned around and went back to the apartment !!

    I wanted to be the Cincinnati Kid - but couldn't spell it

    Offline losgiganteskid

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    Re: No nudist beaches in the area!!!!
    « Reply #14 on: October 05, 2011 »
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  • This subject has certainly given us all a laugh.

    I tell you all the email is genuine and Losgiganteskid I will forward the email to you.

    Thank you Dolly - I confirm the e mail looks genuine and I therefore stand corrected.

    Now I know the identity of the sender, (having googled him) I discovered he appeared in the 1992 film version of "Frankenstein" - I kid you not. 

    I doubt you would therefore want to bump into him on a dark night or for that matter on the Los Gigantes beach - with or without clothes !!

    For your confirmation Dolly i'm sending you a pm with the appropriate link to the cast of the film   ;) :-* ;)
    I wanted to be the Cincinnati Kid - but couldn't spell it

    GEORGE BUSH

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    « Reply #15 on: October 07, 2011 »
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  • I have just converted my garden, in my Villa, in Los Gigantes, into a Nudist Beach.
    Its is open 24 Hours a day.
    Due to Health and Safety concerns, you must be fit, able bodied, Female and Swedish, between the ages of 18 and 20 with Blond Hair, to use the facilities.
    I am a trained Life Guard and will be there 24/7 !!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D,
    Message me for more information.

    Men - Send me 100 euros for the Address of my Villa and the rental of Binoculars !


    Offline losgiganteskid

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    Re: No nudist beaches in the area!!!!
    « Reply #16 on: October 07, 2011 »
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  • Senor Bush

    I wishing to apply to join your garden display.  I'm liking mucho the thoughts of sunbathing safely with a 24 hr you protecting me.  Pleaze, i'm not Swede and not blondie but hoping you can please me and allow me to sunbath naked in your garden

    Looking forward to it

    from

    Lolo
    (from Bognor Regis)

    my photo is here for all your approvals, both of them !




    I wanted to be the Cincinnati Kid - but couldn't spell it

    GEORGE BUSH

    Re: No nudist beaches in the area!!!!
    « Reply #17 on: October 08, 2011 »
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  • I have just amended the Health and Safety Regulations to include non Swedish girls from Bognor Regis with twin Air Bags !!!!!!