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MR MAN

After much persuasion Tenerife will have there own supporters branch for the only football team to come from manchester if anybody is interested in joining please contact myself at the winebar, have been speaking to Ricky Hatton?s manager when he was in for a meal last week and he is very optimistic that next time Ricky is over in December he will come down and officially be recieved on to the comittee also Mike Summerbee will be a honary member so for all you diehard city fans all over tenerife please get in touch and we can get things moving.
Intense background checks will take place to make sure no red scum infiltrate and try to bring us down from within .
PPS tel no 922 86 11 73

Eric the king

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« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008 »
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  • As a genuine Mancunian I would like to be one of the first members of this club,it would be great to see how fans of a small club cope with being in the shadows of there very successful neighbours, 32 years is such a long time.

    MR MAN

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    « Reply #2 on: October 05, 2008 »
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  • I am replying to Eric's comments after watching the lads get pickpocketed by a bunch of Spanish scousers, i am upset but upbeat and things will progress when our new owners decide to cash in all there green shield stamps that they have accumulated over the last 30 years from there petrol outlets all over stretford, i have spoken to my brother in law who is a enforcer of the Queen's law around salford but to make things simpler for anybody who is not  from our parts he is murder squad for salford and has been on the national database and has sent me a copy of Eric the kings handwriting and DNA of a pubic hair he left in the ladies toilets near old trafford (name of the pub not mentioned due to legal reasons).
    So Eric we are on guard for any infiltrators and by the way did the Glaziers keep the receipt for Berbatov they might need it in January, Good luck and we'll have a drink in a couple of weeks when i get back to sunny Manchester

    cordshoes

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    « Reply #3 on: October 08, 2008 »
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  • reply to the Cheshire lad from a Mancunian:

    Now you've been taken over i believe you are going to use your money to buy all the best players, win loads of trophies and make the club a leading brand with Worldwide support.
    All the thing you've told you hate about the clun supported by the Red 3/4's of Manchester for years,

    Manchester Village - The Comedy Club.

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    « Reply #4 on: October 08, 2008 »
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  • I think a UK style RED telephone box placed strategically in the Square would make an ideal meeting place for all the fans.  Not only this, it would enhance the appearance of the village.  As membership increases then more boxes could be purchased.  I'
    I'm sure Highland Paddy could be persuaded to provide toilet facilities and the occasional refreshment.

    MR MAN

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    « Reply #5 on: October 08, 2008 »
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  • To Mr Boredshoes,obviously you are feeling a bit under pressure now a real club with real supporters are about to go on a financial spending spree to match your own financial clout, we are in a slightly better position because are owners haven't landed the club with a 650,000,000 pound debt and our supporters wouldn't give a player a standing ovation after he said he was being treated like a slave and wanted to move to a bigger club and publicly ridiculed the club he plays for, but that's maybe because we have experienced the depths of despair to many times and you know what i wouldn't have it any other way so if what you say really happens i will I am stupid my sides laughing because at city we'll probably go down the next season after winning the treble and guess what we'd still be renewing our season tickets so don't play the hypocrite card  when your talking about city because everybody at the club knows it's going to go tits up at some point and  I'll say it one more time we wouldn't have it any other way.
    Thinking of starting up a fan club for united over here in tenerife was going to call it
    HEY MATE? CAN YOU TELL ME WERE OLD TRAFFORD IS, NO WERE LOOKING FOR IT TOO
    No point trying to take the I am stupid out of us city fans we've had it done to us for 32 years so good luck and i wish i was as confident as you.

    cordshoes

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    « Reply #6 on: October 09, 2008 »
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  • Cheers Mr. Non-Mancunian-Cheshire-Boy Man.

    Easier than down by the Harbour this.


    MR MAN

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    « Reply #7 on: October 09, 2008 »
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  • To Mr Flawedshoes your obviously trying to play the non Mancunian card here but you obviously don't know the facts, the last time i heard the place of birth is were you come from, because i lived in tenerife does that make me spanish or does the fact that on my passport it says place of birth Manchester 22-07-68(withington hospital) 1.5 miles away from Maine road  what does that make me a scouser or in your eyes scottish, now in my book everything you've said so far is obviously aimed at getting a response without speaking the truth but i didn't expect anything less your about as predictable as united changing there kit every other month and your right it is easier than down the harbour to get a response when you don?t know what your talking about.
    So that's the place of birth issue resolved i think we can safely say it's Manchester. and in my book that entitles me to speak about the only football team to come from Manchester another fact.
    So on that note i have been searching the internet where you can cast your little red maggot because the big blue fish has spoken factually and will not be speaking on the subject again if you would like to talk about it diplomatically i will be at the winebar every night till the 16th October please be carrying a copy of the sun newspaper and wearing a rose so i can recognise you.
    p.s nearly forgot those websites
    Donkey's- Madrid my first season 2009-10.com
    We've won it 5 times .com
    KEANO thinks were all tossers even though we still sing about him pass me a prawn sandwich.com
    I hope this information has been of some help and don?t forget if you live in England or in tenerife every time you fill up your car you are knowingly supporting M.C.F.C so on behalf of the club i would like to give you a big thankyou.
    Will wait for some response hopefully based on football and true thinking of changing my name to MR Boredblues

    june mcloud

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    « Reply #8 on: October 09, 2008 »
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  • Mr Man
               You seem to have a lot of time on your hands these days, never seem off this board. I would suggest that you concentrated on your rented business and leave this board to us retired ex pats.

    MR MAN

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    « Reply #9 on: October 09, 2008 »
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  • Thanks June for your advice, i have always respected your point of view.

    cordshoes

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    « Reply #10 on: October 09, 2008 »
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  • I appear to have caught a Tiddler, but it's wriggling and making a lot of noise but it does'nt make any sense  re spelling,puntuation and general grammar.
    Is it a Real Madrid fan now?
    Is it a Liverpool fan now ?
    Does it think United's gimpy owners are in the window business ?
    Does it like cITY'S new Anti-Semitic owners ?

    As it seems you are losing English as a first language, i'll have to lower my level and post some nice pictures for it to try to understand instead.

    Last season:




    We're not really here


    The REAL Manchester club


    And finally, Mr. Silly on his Iberian holidays  ;D




    MR MAN

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    « Reply #11 on: October 09, 2008 »
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  • Mr Man agrees with cordshoes it is like fishing down at the harbour isn't it ??? the problem is were both trying to catch the same fish and that fish is called the last word,so with that thought in mind Mr Man will offer an olive branch to cordshoes which i hope he takes and call a truce, we will never see eye to eye on club football for obvious reasons, so Mr Man would like to invite cordshoes to watch England on Saturday at the Winebar were we can take the I am stupid out of each other whilst watching a team we both support.
    If you don't come i will not be offended but if you do come please bring that photo of me and Ramon, i told the wife and kids i was playing golf in Marbella that week.
    See you on Saturday hopefully.
    P.s How long will that balloon stay inflated for in the trophy cabinet ?

    cordshoes

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    « Reply #12 on: October 09, 2008 »
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  • i'm hoping the balloon will burst quicker than a Micheal Ball Bramhall side swipe.

    Sorry i can't make it but back in the 0161.

    Will save the picture of you and your special friend as a blackmail, in the off chance that you win something (shudders).

    Good luck in your endeavours and thanks for taking the bait well.

    Purps

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    « Reply #13 on: October 13, 2008 »
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  • Mr Man :o

    This club you love, the same club you stole from on a regular basis?

    Gaining access as a child when you are a rather large (grown) man....tut tut

     :-X ;D

    MR MAN

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    « Reply #14 on: October 14, 2008 »
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  • The big blue fish is not taking taking the bait anymore, have no time to get involved a long winded slanging match over this topic as off to england shortly,thats why this post is at this ridiculous time in the morning, this will be my last post till i return in december as when at home i like to put L.G on the backburner so see you in december off to watch the lads with a catapult in my backpocket and a copy of the beano under my arm see you soon cheers adam.
    P.S The membership numbers have swollen to 0 for the supporters club i wonder why?

    sebastian

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    « Reply #15 on: October 21, 2008 »
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  • MR MAN have not had such a laugh in ages reading your burble on such a great subject did you get many others apart from noel and liam to enroll into this thing called MCFC TB see your ex chair just got 2 years it will take that long for your arab money to make any difference GO CELTIC STUFF THE REDS


    TRUE BLUE

    SEBASTIAN

    northernboy

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    « Reply #16 on: October 24, 2008 »
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  • Seb nice to see you about again alive and kicking, the only problem is we are sky blue

    sebastian

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    « Reply #17 on: October 24, 2008 »
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  • your also a northen nancy!!!!!!


    predict Chelsea to show the scouse gits a thing or two over the weekend as refs in london are not so easy to buy and get players sent off with time to change the game...


    ouch  3-0

    seb