I must defend Mr BEEP BEEP and his dancing poodles we are talking about a very upmarket show, these aren't mongrels or stray dogs these are as you say up market dogs and should not be confused with the as you say lower market Arthur and his breakdancing ferrets.
Have just had some Friends staying at the lower market Mediterranean palace and we ate in the lower market teppenyaki and then sipped down market drinks at Harry's and finished of at the lowermarket Magic club.
Next time the show is on i will check for the right kind of people to make sure no vagabonds or people with tattoos or anybody just wishing to entertain there children while they are on holiday try to enter the premises and i will only accept people who seem deemed fit to enter the establishment, maybe ammunette could give me a few tips on how to run a correct door policy because i wouldn't want anybody to slip through the net and enjoy themselves while not looking the part.
OH AMMUNETTE HOW THE OTHER HALF MUST LIVE and all the time there i was trying to entertain family's over the summer holidays when really i should be looking for more snobbish material to satisfy the majority i wish i had known this before the night in question so i could have told the minority of a 106 people who booked that evening in a quiet august that things might get rough in the winebar that evening and that the management cannot be held responsible for children laughing, loud applause and god help us people having a good night out on there holidays
P.S They definitely weren't parrot nuggets because we slowly roasted him.