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Offline boadicea

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« on: July 21, 2010 »
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  • I haven't noticed any posts from Falstaff lately. I used to enjoy reading his pithy, knowledgeable comments. News?

    grockle

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    « Reply #1 on: July 21, 2010 »
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  • Sadly he gave up and wandered off into the sunset. His contributions are missed.

    Offline boadicea

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    Re: Falstaff
    « Reply #2 on: July 21, 2010 »
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  • Do you mean he's .... passed away?

    grockle

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  • I sincerely hope not! I think he just left to get away from the hurly burly of the message boards.
    Whether he will return as Falstaff we shall have to wait and see? Let's hope he does.

    Offline boadicea

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    Re: Falstaff
    « Reply #4 on: July 22, 2010 »
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  • Yes, his words of wisdom were wonderful.

    grockle

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    « Reply #5 on: July 22, 2010 »
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  • Boadicea??? Is that you Falstaff??  :o. Have you regenerated like The Doctor but returned with a different name and avatar???
    Stranger things have happened.

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    Re: Falstaff
    « Reply #6 on: July 23, 2010 »
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  • Hello Grockle old friend and you too Boadicea.

    Thank you both for your kind words. It's quite some time since Falstaff's last post but I must make a confession - I have another identity on the message boards. I have  been posting under my  other identity. I am in fact also known as  ?Orange.? In view of my very many critical posts as Falstaff about multiple identities I would ask Dolly to terminate  my Orange membership  and remove all my Orange posts ? immediately please.  Thank you Dolly.

    Welcome back Amunette.  I have missed you (but will probably regret saying it). The message boards could do with a little bit of controversy.

    Speak  to you again soon.
    « Last Edit: July 24, 2010 by Dolly Diver »

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    « Reply #7 on: July 23, 2010 »
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  • If indeed it is you, ta Falstaff!!!  But knowing this board it could be anyone, which is why I dropped out of things LOL

    orange

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    « Reply #8 on: July 23, 2010 »
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  • Nice try Falsestaff...

    grockle

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    « Reply #9 on: July 23, 2010 »
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  • Saludos Falstaff,

    How very odd? Welcome back indeed!
    Only Dolly will know the truth of course as to who is who.
    I wouldn't have thought that you were Orange, but...fooled me!

    grockle

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    « Reply #10 on: July 23, 2010 »
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  • Well I don't know? Is the 'new' Falstaff possibly sebastian  ???  :o
    It is a worry.

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    Re: Falstaff
    « Reply #11 on: July 24, 2010 »
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  • Sorry Dolly, it was worth a try. My apologies to you too Orange.

    Grockle, I thought my use of  my old avatar would  authenticate my identity. As I recall, it was you who  originally suggested that I use it. And how could  anyone else have obtained it?  But I don't blame you for being sceptical. Do you  remember when ?someone? tried to impersonate RW?

    grockle

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    « Reply #12 on: July 24, 2010 »
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  • Falstaff, dear old friend,
    Technology enables much deceit to be perpetrated by those skilled in the dark art of IT!
    You shall have to send me a sign!
    Indeed I remember much jiggery pokery and impersonation on the site over the years.
    Sadly I shall remain sceptical until proof can be found of your resurrection.
    The board has been a poorer place without the wit of Falstaff

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    Re: Falstaff
    « Reply #13 on: July 24, 2010 »
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  • Grockle, if proof were needed- here is a photo of me checking into the Los Gigantes Hotel.
    The camera never lies.
    I rest my case.

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    grockle

    Re: Falstaff
    « Reply #14 on: July 24, 2010 »
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  • Well, gosh! That certainly looks like you but it may just be a doppelganger?? A very convincing likeness I will grant you.

    Pray tell me what was going to be built on top of the cliffs overlooking the marina???

    We'll end up being moved to General Chat at this rate!

    Did you manage to check out of the hotel in good health?

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    Re: Falstaff
    « Reply #15 on: July 24, 2010 »
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  • I've heard that the LosG Hotel booked Falstaff for a 15 minute comedy slot on stage.  Apparantly the guests didn't get the jokes but they still pee'd themselves.  ;D ;D

    grockle

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    « Reply #16 on: July 24, 2010 »
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  • Falstaff, who else might you have come across during your stay?  (Picture attachment)



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    Offline Edward Bear

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    Re: Falstaff
    « Reply #17 on: July 25, 2010 »
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  • Methinks that someone is taking the pith. What say you Orange.

    Offline Falstaff

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    « Reply #18 on: July 25, 2010 »
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  • Hello Teddy Bare. Well, I presume you are the real Teddy Bare. If you are the real Teddy Bare answer me this. Who is the only England football forward to have played in all 5 forward positions (including that game in which Wilf Mannion had to be carried off when he broke his leg). :D :D ;)

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    Re: Falstaff
    « Reply #19 on: July 25, 2010 »
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  • Nice to see a bit of humour back!! :)

    grockle

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    « Reply #20 on: July 25, 2010 »
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  • Would the real Falstaff please stand up?
    This is a most perplexing conundrum.  ???

    phoenix

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    « Reply #21 on: July 25, 2010 »
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  • I am the real Falstaff. Honestly Grockle, it really is me. I took the name just after I left as Falstaff.
    Think about why I would  use the name phoenix.

    The Falstaff thread was started by Boadicea on July 21st. It was nothing to do with me.  Falstaff is not  Boadicea.

    If you look under the thread, ?This website?- page 2,  I (phoenix) in my reply to Amibovvered
    on June 28th included a famous Falstaff quotation. Enter it into Google and there you are, it really is me. I am Falstaff. It is unthinkable after all this time for you to even consider that Falstaff is really Seb.  Ask yourself, if he is Seb, why hasn't he  posted as Seb?

    grockle

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    « Reply #22 on: July 25, 2010 »
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  • Post 14, sentence 2?? please.
    Have you risen from the ashes?
    Identification interrogation continues for the sake of clarity!  :-\\


    Shakespeare, in Henry IV, Part One, 1596:

    Falstaff:
    To die is to be a counterfeit, for he is but the counterfeit of
    a man who hath not the life of a man; but to counterfeit dying,
    when a man thereby liveth, is to be no counterfeit, but the true
    and perfect image of life indeed.  'The better part of valour is discretion; in the which better part I have saved my life.'

    Curiouser and curiouser... art thou a counterfeit of a man?
    « Last Edit: July 25, 2010 by grockle »

    Offline Falstaff

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    Re: Falstaff
    « Reply #23 on: July 25, 2010 »
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  • Don't listen to him Grockle.

    You asked me yesterday,  ?Pray tell me what was going to be built on top of the cliffs overlooking the marina???

    The answer is in the photo's below.

    The photo on the right is the April fool photo I posted  in 2009. The one on the left is my original photo of the cement factory on Gran Canaria taken by me in about 2008.  I am Falstaff. There can be no doubt.

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    grockle

    Re: Falstaff
    « Reply #24 on: July 25, 2010 »
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  • Welcome back Falstaffs

    Offline boadicea

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    Re: Falstaff
    « Reply #25 on: July 26, 2010 »
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  • Looking forward to more of your erudite postings - if indeed 'tis you?

    Offline Edward Bear

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  • Welcome back Falstaff. In answer to the question the one and only Sir Tom Finney. PNE rule OK.