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alcohol warnings
« on: May 15, 2007 »
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    Alcohol Warnings

    Due to increasing occupation of police cells and hospitals by problems caused by alcohol fife constabulary and fife heath board and british alcohol 
    manufacturers have accepted the governments suggestion that the  following
    warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of  alcohol
    containers: 

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a mad dog eating beetroot
     

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.


     WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting you getting the jail

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible or worse bulletproof.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think  people are laughing WITH you
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the number one factor is having a date with a mad dog or doggess eating beetroot who is also under the influence of amphetimine


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