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Falstaff

Sebastian's Party
« on: November 28, 2006 »
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  • I recall last year how Gavin joined the message boards to promote Oliver Socas in preparation for next yearquote s election. He was a really nice guy and a great communicator.

    Is it just a coincidence that Sebastian has arrived on the scene just as the political debate is about to hot up again?   Sebastian also has very strong opinions and quite remarkable communication and interpersonal skills. I think he has been planted on this website by the Mayor and as the election draws near he will come out in his support and mobilise his followers to capture the British vote.

    Come on, speak up Seb.  Do you still support the Mayor and Steve?
    If not which party will best address the problems you have gone on and on about on these pages? 

    Think about it, your declaration of support could sway the British vote and clinch the election !

    RoyL

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  • Sebastian also has very strong opinions and quite remarkable communication and interpersonal skills. I think he has been planted on this website by the Mayor and as the election draws near he will come out in his support and mobilise his followers to capture the British vote.
    ROFLMAO! You swine Falstaff, I was just having my lunch when I read this! I nearly choked and now I have to get all of the bits of my sandwich off my screen.

    sebastian

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  • ROY HAVE YOU BEEN UPSET BY A LITTLE BANTER THE GIGI STOPPED ME FROM PUTTING SOME OF YOUR FINEST QUOTES ON SCREEN BUT NOT TO WORRY I KNOW ALL NOW.. DONT CHOKE WHILST READING SWALLOW THEN DO ANOTHER THINGS WITH YOUR HANDS. THATS RIGHT HELP ME RUN FOR THE MAYORS OFFICE OR WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO ASSIST FALSESTUFF???

    Falstaff

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  • Great to hear your standing for Mayor, Seb. But whatquote s all this about working with Roy. I thought we could work together on this one using my experience as an agent. But if you want me on board, youquote re going to have to make some big changes.

    First things first Seb, your appearance.  Youquote re going to have to bin the gorilla suit. I know itquote s comfortable but it gives people totally the wrong impression. Follow Stevequote s lead and take a trip down to the Charity shop tomorrow and swap it for a new outfit.

    Next, deal with racist Rudy. Youquote re going to have to keep a tight lid on him, this means not forgetting to take your medication. 

    Seb, this onequote s very important.  Your going to have to stop speaking in tongues, especially on this website. Youquote ve got away with it so far with people thinking your illiterate. If you canquote t stop it completely limit its exposure to the Spanish voters.

    We need to think about policies too. Iquote ve one or two ideas we can discuss tomorrow.

    Falstaff.

    el observador

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  • My vote is for Seb too if he is standing on a platform of lower taxes, an abundance of Christmas lights and good cheap grub for the Brit ex-pats, Swallows and holiday hordes. I'll even join his film appreciation society.
    Not too sure about the global warming issue - a tad too heavy going although a good bandwagon issue.
    I don't know about Seb being illiterate as I'm sure I knew his father ???
    We could construct a pretty awesome campaign team here Seb, things are starting to come together already.
    We could have a right old knees up in the square as a victory party.
    Sebastian - you are the new David Icke.

    sebastian

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  • FALSE-STUFF,
                          Dont think Roy will assist but then again this web site is mostly for people who could not VOTE more like VETO any attempt for the office of Mayor but then again if there GROCKLES (love that word) it would not matter anyway. As for the expats most dont really care whats going on as long as it is WARMER than UK. Myself i'm off on my travels soon (BY THE WAY ALL HAVE LIVED IN CANARIES FOR OVER 12 YEARS AND PAID TAXES B4 ANY OF YOU MOANERS GET ON ONE)but dont worry will keep checking in (SORRY ROY) to make sure the perv-cam in EL MARQUES is on line..
    REGARDS SEBASTIAN

    el observador

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  • Sebastian - a man of the people !  a man for all seasons !!  speaking like a true politician who gives not one jot for the electorate.
    We shall miss your warmth and good humour.

    Falstaff

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  • Sorry if I upset you Sebastian, I was only joking. If you dish it out you have to be prepared to take it.
    I really enjoyed most of the many messages you posted on the old message board, but you do go a bit too far these days. Why not tone down the aggression and try to get along with everyone.

    Falstaff.

    sebastian

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  • EL OB

             Did not say i was leaving before they all come out from under their stones, merely travelling to see other parts of the world haven't seen for a few years.
    SEBASTIAN
    « Last Edit: November 29, 2006 by sebastian »

    garlicbread

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  • Oh dear me

    Sebastian's losing it, can't even spell his own name now!

    Must only assume, at this late hour, it's the effect of the Dorada or is it just a lowering of his own standards?.

    el observador

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  • Be careful out there, the world is a wicked and dangerous place these days. Go proudly with your head held high and never forget that you are an ambassador for our beloved country. Perhaps I might see you in Benidorm, Faliraki or Ibiza ??
    We shall await your return O Chosen One.



    The only thing in the world worse than being witty is not being witty.

    sebastian

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  • TO MY RESCUE ONCE AGAIN PORTHOS!!! BAD BREATH GIVING ME A HARD TIME MY MY REMEMBER EARLY POSTS (KEY ANTICIPATION)
    WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN
    SEB (MUCH EASIER)