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« on: June 18, 2007 »
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  • On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
    >station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump
    >attendant,
    >obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical
    >Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
    >
    >"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
    >
    >Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
    >As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the
    >ground.
    >
    >"What are those?, asks the attendant.
    >
    >"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
    >
    >"Well, what on earth are dey for? "inquires the Irishman.
    >
    >"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
    >
    >"Fookin Hell", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything."

    wags

    Re: golf
    « Reply #1 on: June 18, 2007 »
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  •                         LESBIAN GOLF

    Two lesbians were out playing golf, They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left, One of them finds her ball in a patch of buttercup's grabs a club and takes a all mighty swing at the ball, She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly a women appears out of nowhere, She blocks her path to her golf bag  and looks at her and says,

    I Mother nature and t don't like the way you treat my buttercups. From now on you wont be able to stand the taste of butter  Each time you eat butter you will become ill to the point of total  nausea



    The mystery woman than disappeared, shaken the woman called out to her partner hey wheres your ball


    Its over here in the pussy willow


    She screamed back


    DON'T HIT THE BALL !!!    DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!

    Eggy

    Re: golf
    « Reply #2 on: September 28, 2007 »
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  • Hi Blue, Nice to know you haven't lost your sense of humour!