Sorry you canquote t get the program to work Wags. If youquote re having problems reading the instructions then why not ask Mummy for help.
Wags, youquote ve upset me greatly by making light of a very old manquote s serious and personal medical condition. I was only trying to help you with your special educational needs and you turn on me!
Iquote m sorry, but in the circumstances I canquote t accept your gift. Iquote m sure you know what you can do with it Wags.